13 shocking things the NSA discovered from mining social data

With all of the talk of NSA and Prism lately, one has to wonder what exactly they discovered when mining your social data. Don’t ask us how we got this, but here’s what leaked: 1. The security of the nation’s tacos are at stake… 2. As is our precious mashed potato supply… 3. That we’re all bad drivers… 4. And …

Social Media Analytics is not a software or technical problem

In the world of big data, vendors think the problem is about storage and processing. So they write articles like this about the need for If you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Big data means big waste…. unless you have mapped the business goal back to the data elements needed to make a decision. If you don’t know what problem …

Facebook can predict if you’re gay and like ice cream

Networked Insights saw declining mentions of iPhones by teens as a signal for Apple’s depressed earnings forecast What women most want is ice cream, while men want cars says social analytics firm NetBase. Facebook can predict if you’re gay or exactly where you’ll be in one year from now within 50 meters with high accuracy (Hey, do you like Spongebob and work out on Wednesday mornings …

Self-serving company announces 250% annual growth and industry accolades

At OmniSocial Incorporated, the self-proclaimed industry leader in social media marketing, we recorded 250% annual growth and expanded our Seattle office by precisely 14.2%. “We’re extremely proud of our growth this quarter,” our CEO, William Lumbergh, told Forbes early this afternoon. That 14.2% translates to a single new hire, making our total headcount 8 employees. 7 of them are in sales …

Adobe Social predicts the future with Social Predictive Publishing

Marty McFly has a silver DeLorean that can go 88 miles per hour. And Adobe announced predictive publishing on Facebook. Integrated into the Adobe Social publishing tool, it will increase your newsfeed exposure by: Suggesting when to post. Identifying low-ranking words to replace, including synonyms to use. Predicting how many likes, comments, and shares you’ll get. Show you historical posts with similar …

Why our software is AWFUL

Somebody told me this afternoon that he saw no value in our social analytics tool. And you know what? I completely agreed. We messed up because we didn’t care to ask him what his goals were. So the fact that we have a couple hundred metrics across Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Instagram, and other sources– it meant nothing to him. We …

Raw notes drawn live at Marketo Summit by Imagethink.net

            Here’s a neat look at how some of us take notes: Through very creative, thought-stream doodles; Kind of reminds you of being in school, doesn’t it? These were done live during Dennis Yu and Brian Carter’s session at Marketo Summit by Imagethink.net. Those of you in Internet marketing know that pictures are easier to digest than …

7 Habits of a highly effective modern marketer

1. Hustle – All Day Everyday Marketing has shifted its focus to new media (social media, blogs, online forums etc.), the entire world is on the internet, there is no such thing as a 9-5 anymore for a lot of marketers, and sleep is the cousin of death. In order to be a successful marketer, you have to realize that the second you shift your focus, …