13 shocking things the NSA discovered from mining social data

With all of the talk of NSA and Prism lately, one has to wonder what exactly they discovered when mining your social data. Don’t ask us how we got this, but here’s what leaked:

 

1. The security of the nation’s tacos are at stake…

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2. As is our precious mashed potato supply…

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3. That we’re all bad drivers…


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4. And after we crash, It’s a perfect time for a photo…

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5. They shouldn’t bother investigating, we’ll admit to our crimes on our walls…

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6. People have some strange dreams…

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7. Autocorrect continues to create awkward situations…

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8. Our fashion sense is cutting edge…

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9. Dennis Yu knows where to get the best chicken wings ever…

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10. Before most of us were internet rock stars, we liked to rock out in real life- like Paul Dunay from Maxymiser did in his TERRAPIN days…

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11. Or that you should run for the hills, Jason Miller of Marketo is a metal fan.

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12. That Heather Dopson of Infusionsoft’s dog is unimpressed by the moon…

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13. That Matt Prater, Mari Smith Dennis Yu,  Nathan Latka, Heather Dopson and Christina Kehoe need to be watched in some way… They’re definitely up to something!

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So watch out, everyone! Your secrets are out! But it’s not like they can just read your wall or blog and figure these things out, anyways…

Dennis Yu

About the Author

Dennis Yu
Dennis Yu is on a mission to create a million jobs.

He is the host of the CoachYu show, a digital marketing certification program that partners together with industry professionals just like doctors, engineers, and teachers where people can get trained and have a job at the same time.

He has been building brands and teaching marketing for over 13 years.

Specializes in helping young adults to grow into the leaders of tomorrow, by confidently developing their marketing skills through training programs and seminars with enterprise clients like The Golden State Warriors, Nike, and Rosetta Stone.

He developed the Technology Partner for Digital Marketing Agencies and Personal Brands. A RevShare Partnership Program that enables growing companies to stay competitive.

None of this would be possible without the generous support of partners such as DigitalMarketer, Social Media Examiner, Fiverr, GoDaddy, Keap, OmniConvert, Onlinejobs.ph, Tom Ferry, Barry Habib, and others who believe in training up millions of digital marketing professionals.

Dennis has been featured in The Wall Street Journal, New York Times, LA Times, National Public Radio, TechCrunch, Fox News, CNN, CBS Evening News and co-authored “Facebook Nation” – a textbook taught in over 700 colleges and universities.

Dennis is an internationally acclaimed speaker in Facebook Marketing who has spoken countless times in 17 countries, spanning five continents including keynote events at L2E, PubCon, Digital Agency Expo, Marketo Summit, and B2C Growth & Innovation Virtual Summit.

Besides being a data and ad connoisseur, Dennis enjoys eating spicy buffalo wings or might just spot him playing Ultimate Frisbee under the sun.

You can contact him at dennis@blitzmetrics.com or on one of his social accounts below.