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With all of the talk of NSA and Prism lately, one has to wonder what exactly they discovered when mining your social data. Don’t ask us how we got this, but here’s what leaked:
1. The security of the nation’s tacos are at stake…
2. As is our precious mashed potato supply…
3. That we’re all bad drivers…
4. And after we crash, It’s a perfect time for a photo…
5. They shouldn’t bother investigating, we’ll admit to our crimes on our walls…
6. People have some strange dreams…
7. Autocorrect continues to create awkward situations…
8. Our fashion sense is cutting edge…
9. Dennis Yu knows where to get the best chicken wings ever…
10. Before most of us were internet rock stars, we liked to rock out in real life- like Paul Dunay from Maxymiser did in his TERRAPIN days…
11. Or that you should run for the hills, Jason Miller of Marketo is a metal fan.
12. That Heather Dopson of Infusionsoft’s dog is unimpressed by the moon…
13. That Matt Prater, Mari Smith Dennis Yu, Nathan Latka, Heather Dopson and Christina Kehoe need to be watched in some way… They’re definitely up to something!
So watch out, everyone! Your secrets are out! But it’s not like they can just read your wall or blog and figure these things out, anyways…
Dennis Yu
Dennis Yu is a former search engine engineer who has spent a billion dollars on Google and Facebook ads for Nike, Quiznos, Ashley Furniture, Red Bull, State Farm, and other organizations that have many locations.
He has achieved 25% of his goal of creating a million digital marketing jobs because of his partnership with universities, professional organizations, and agencies. Companies like GoDaddy, Fiverr, onlinejobs.ph, 7 Figure Agency, and Vendasta partner with him to create training and certifications.
Dennis created the Dollar a Day Strategy for local service businesses to enhance their existing local reputation and make the phone ring. He's coaching young adult agency owners who serve plumbers, AC technicians, landscapers, roofers, electricians in conjunction with leaders in these industries.
Mr. Yu believes that there should be a standard in measuring local marketing efforts, much like doctors and plumbers need to be certified and licensed. His Content Factory training and dashboards are used by thousands of practitioners.