13 shocking things the NSA discovered from mining social data

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With all of the talk of NSA and Prism lately, one has to wonder what exactly they discovered when mining your social data. Don’t ask us how we got this, but here’s what leaked:

1. The security of the nation’s tacos are at stake…

2. As is our precious mashed potato supply…

3. That we’re all bad drivers…

4. And after we crash, It’s a perfect time for a photo…

5. They shouldn’t bother investigating, we’ll admit to our crimes on our walls…

6. People have some strange dreams…

7. Autocorrect continues to create awkward situations…

8. Our fashion sense is cutting edge…

9. Dennis Yu knows where to get the best chicken wings ever…

10. Before most of us were internet rock stars, we liked to rock out in real life- like Paul Dunay from Maxymiser did in his TERRAPIN days…

11. Or that you should run for the hills, Jason Miller of Marketo is a metal fan.

12. That Heather Dopson of Infusionsoft’s dog is unimpressed by the moon…

13. That Matt Prater, Mari Smith Dennis Yu,  Nathan Latka, Heather Dopson and Christina Kehoe need to be watched in some way… They’re definitely up to something!

So watch out, everyone! Your secrets are out! But it’s not like they can just read your wall or blog and figure these things out, anyways…

Dennis Yu
Dennis Yu
Dennis Yu is the CEO of Local Service Spotlight, a platform that amplifies the reputations of contractors and local service businesses using the Content Factory process. He is a former search engine engineer who has spent a billion dollars on Google and Facebook ads for Nike, Quiznos, Ashley Furniture, Red Bull, State Farm, and other brands. Dennis has achieved 25% of his goal of creating a million digital marketing jobs by partnering with universities, professional organizations, and agencies. Through Local Service Spotlight, he teaches the Dollar a Day strategy and Content Factory training to help local service businesses enhance their existing local reputation and make the phone ring. Dennis coaches young adult agency owners serving plumbers, AC technicians, landscapers, roofers, electricians, and believes there should be a standard in measuring local marketing efforts, much like doctors and plumbers must be certified.