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With all of the talk of NSA and Prism lately, one has to wonder what exactly they discovered when mining your social data. Don’t ask us how we got this, but here’s what leaked:
1. The security of the nation’s tacos are at stake…
2. As is our precious mashed potato supply…
3. That we’re all bad drivers…
4. And after we crash, It’s a perfect time for a photo…
5. They shouldn’t bother investigating, we’ll admit to our crimes on our walls…
6. People have some strange dreams…
7. Autocorrect continues to create awkward situations…
8. Our fashion sense is cutting edge…
9. Dennis Yu knows where to get the best chicken wings ever…
10. Before most of us were internet rock stars, we liked to rock out in real life- like Paul Dunay from Maxymiser did in his TERRAPIN days…
11. Or that you should run for the hills, Jason Miller of Marketo is a metal fan.
12. That Heather Dopson of Infusionsoft’s dog is unimpressed by the moon…
13. That Matt Prater, Mari Smith Dennis Yu, Nathan Latka, Heather Dopson and Christina Kehoe need to be watched in some way… They’re definitely up to something!
So watch out, everyone! Your secrets are out! But it’s not like they can just read your wall or blog and figure these things out, anyways…
Dennis Yu
Dennis Yu is co-author of the #1 best-selling book on Amazon in social media, The Definitive Guide to TikTok Ads. He has spent a billion dollars on Facebook ads across his agencies and agencies he advises. Mr. Yu is the "million jobs" guy-- on a mission to create one million jobs via hands-on social media training, partnering with universities and professional organizations.You can find him quoted in major publications and on television such as CNN, the Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, NPR, and LA Times. Clients have included Nike, Red Bull, the Golden State Warriors, Ashley Furniture, Quiznos-- down to local service businesses like real estate agents and dentists. He's spoken at over 750 conferences in 20 countries, having flown over 6 million miles in the last 30 years to train up young adults and business owners. He speaks for free as long as the organization believes in the job-creation mission and covers business class travel.You can find him hiking tall mountains, eating chicken wings, and taking Kaqun oxygen baths-- likely in a city near you.